Christmas Tumblr Themes

My name is Lucy 16, England, the land of the insane. i love tea, films and cuddles on the sofa. I like starbucks and thats the best way to cheer me up.
Feel free to talk to me anytime <3

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING

Why couldn’t the man find his map

why

Because he lost his map

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

kick-the-cj:

deansass:

deansass:

If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich”

Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on this website because I swear everyone I saw here seems like one

He had it coming.
He had it coming.
He only had himself to blame.

brrrzum:

I didn’t realize how much my blog needed this until just now

samssamulet:

the last one though lol

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

image

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

herspanic:

lil-reina:

yungjihadi:

docecomoacanela:

siddharthasmama:

saint-van-wonda-naps:

sarahadebibes:

I think I just threw up a little

Peak whiteness. 

see why y’all can’t just use our words? that literally sounds dumb as hell - “at the turn up function” like what the shit

'at the turn up function' I just…

TURN UP FUNCTION LMFAOOOOOOOOO I LOVE WHITE PPL

AHAHAJA

FUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


Anyone else just want to dye their skin tumblr blue so we wont get included in &#8220;white people&#8221;

herspanic:

lil-reina:

yungjihadi:

docecomoacanela:

siddharthasmama:

saint-van-wonda-naps:

sarahadebibes:

I think I just threw up a little

Peak whiteness. 

see why y’all can’t just use our words? that literally sounds dumb as hell - “at the turn up function” like what the shit

'at the turn up function' I just…

TURN UP FUNCTION LMFAOOOOOOOOO I LOVE WHITE PPL

AHAHAJA

FUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Anyone else just want to dye their skin tumblr blue so we wont get included in “white people”

rainnbowapples:

encyclopedia-of-weird:

decrepitelephant:

etteluor:

What the heck is going on with the gloves? Are they lighting them on fire?

And the camo helmet, holy snap.

The glove thing is actually kinda scary

The camo helmet tho

frontrowbitches:

- scream and I’ll cut ya
- surprise!
- does this smell like chloroform to you
- seriously not kidding get in the van
- is that mud or is this my lucky day
- i seem to have forgotten my credit card number can i have yours
- hey baby did u fall from heaven because your face is pretty messed up
- so i heard you like… *hits with blunt object*
- I’ll show you how it feels to chew 5 gum