My name is Lucy 16, England, the land of the insane. i love tea, films and cuddles on the sofa. I like starbucks and thats the best way to cheer me up.
Feel free to talk to me anytime <3
i’ve been feeling rly sluggish and a little down, so just to motivate myself and remind myself
Some stupid stuff referring to this idea I had where you turn into different species of monsters when you hit puberty tehehehehe
sorry my handwritting’s pretty ugly here
NO BUT THIS IS REALLY GREAT
Paris Opera Ballet School - 6th Division class
Guys who make fun of guys who do ballet must not realise how disciplined, agile, coordinated and strong you have to be to be a ballet dancer.
Guys who make fun of ballet are stupid.
my legs hurt now
A lot of football players actually do Ballet because it improves agility
A Fedora is classy as fuck. The Trilby is like it’s douchey younger cousin that is easier to get a hold of but still looks okay if you wear it with the right fucking outfit .
You have been educated.
never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer
Damn, how could I forget?
Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast
Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo
he literally just sculpted a man’s pectorals and put lumpy lemons on them
OH AND WHILE I’M AT IT I WANT TO MAKE A LIST OF MY FAVORITE FRENCH EXPRESSIONS CUZ THERE ARE LIKE 2 BILLIONS OF THEM AND THEY’RE ALL FUNNY AS FUCK
"avec ma bite et mon couteau" ("[do something] with my dick and my knife", meaning you’re totally unprepared for what you’re…
Okay, new Tumblr rule
if any of you lot ever invent time travel, you have to bring these two with you to Ancient Greece and Roman Empire
and read them to people or pass them around
so they become well known and in centuries, grow into a myth or a legend
and we grow up thinking that the story might have happened and he was a great hero from the past
but imagine it could become a religion
I googled “fat birdies” and found magic.
this has been making me laugh for the last 5 minutes