My name is Lucy 16, England, the land of the insane. i love tea, films and cuddles on the sofa. I like starbucks and thats the best way to cheer me up.
Feel free to talk to me anytime <3
this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life
I wish I was pretty but like
actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty
If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you
asked me to make you a sandwich”
Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on this website because I swear everyone I saw here seems like one
He had it coming.
He had it coming. He only had himself to blame.
I didn’t realize how much my blog needed this until just now
So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.
that’s a potato
Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken
I think I just threw up a little
see why y’all can’t just use our words? that literally sounds dumb as hell - “at the turn up function” like what the shit
'at the turn up function' I just…
TURN UP FUNCTION LMFAOOOOOOOOO I LOVE WHITE PPL
Anyone else just want to dye their skin tumblr blue so we wont get included in “white people”
- scream and I’ll cut ya
- does this smell like chloroform to you
- seriously not kidding get in the van
- is that mud or is this my lucky day
- i seem to have forgotten my credit card number can i have yours
- hey baby did u fall from heaven because your face is pretty messed up
- so i heard you like… *hits with blunt object*
- I’ll show you how it feels to chew 5 gum